[src/trunk]: src/games/fortune/datfiles Split limericks into "normal" and "of...

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details:   https://anonhg.NetBSD.org/src/rev/2ef698311ebb
branches:  trunk
changeset: 476288:2ef698311ebb
user:      hwr <hwr%NetBSD.org@localhost>
date:      Sun Sep 12 10:15:46 1999 +0000

description:
Split limericks into "normal" and "offensive" ones.
Fixes PR 6202 by Matthias Grutzeck <grut%teco.edu@localhost>.

diffstat:

 games/fortune/datfiles/Makefile        |    17 +-
 games/fortune/datfiles/limerick        |    44 +
 games/fortune/datfiles/limerick-o.fake |     2 +
 games/fortune/datfiles/limerick-o.real |  5325 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
 games/fortune/datfiles/limerick.fake   |     2 -
 games/fortune/datfiles/limerick.real   |  5388 --------------------------------
 6 files changed, 5380 insertions(+), 5398 deletions(-)

diffs (truncated from 10834 to 300 lines):

diff -r 464aa6b3ba99 -r 2ef698311ebb games/fortune/datfiles/Makefile
--- a/games/fortune/datfiles/Makefile   Sun Sep 12 10:06:21 1999 +0000
+++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/Makefile   Sun Sep 12 10:15:46 1999 +0000
@@ -1,12 +1,12 @@
-#      $NetBSD: Makefile,v 1.23 1999/08/04 22:45:09 thorpej Exp $
+#      $NetBSD: Makefile,v 1.24 1999/09/12 10:15:46 hwr Exp $
 #      @(#)Makefile    8.2 (Berkeley) 4/19/94
 
 .include <bsd.own.mk>                  # for INSTALL_OFFENSIVE_FORTUNES
 
-SRCFILES=      fortunes fortunes2 startrek zippy unamerican
+SRCFILES=      fortunes fortunes2 startrek zippy unamerican-o limerick
 DATFILES=      fortunes.dat fortunes2.dat startrek.dat zippy.dat \
                fortunes-o fortunes-o.dat fortunes2-o fortunes2-o.dat \
-               limerick limerick.dat unamerican unamerican.dat
+               limerick.dat limerick-o.dat unamerican-o unamerican-o.dat 
 
 # TO AVOID INSTALLING THE POTENTIALLY OFFENSIVE FORTUNES, RUN 'make' with
 # "INSTALL_OFFENSIVE_FORTUNES=NO", or set "INSTALL_OFFENSIVE_FORTUNES=NO"
@@ -33,12 +33,13 @@
 
 # Normal fortunes: build directly from data files.
 
-fortunes.dat fortunes2.dat startrek.dat zippy.dat:
+fortunes.dat fortunes2.dat startrek.dat zippy.dat limerick.dat:
        ${STRFILE} -rs ${.CURDIR}/${.TARGET:R} ${.TARGET}
 fortunes.dat:  fortunes
 fortunes2.dat: fortunes2
 startrek.dat:  startrek
 zippy.dat:     zippy
+limerick.dat:  limerick
 
 # Obscene fortunes: we have to build source and data files
 
@@ -52,14 +53,14 @@
 fortunes2-o.dat: fortunes2-o
        ${STRFILE} -rsx ${.ALLSRC} ${.TARGET}
 
-limerick: limerick.${TYPE}
+limerick-o: limerick-o.${TYPE}
        tr [a-zA-Z] [n-za-mN-ZA-M] < ${.ALLSRC} > ${.TARGET}
-limerick.dat: limerick
+limerick-o.dat: limerick-o
        ${STRFILE} -rsx ${.ALLSRC} ${.TARGET}
 
-unamerican: unamerican.${TYPE}
+unamerican-o: unamerican-o.${TYPE}
        tr [a-zA-Z] [n-za-mN-ZA-M] < ${.ALLSRC} > ${.TARGET}
-unamerican.dat: unamerican
+unamerican-o.dat: unamerican-o
        ${STRFILE} -rsx ${.ALLSRC} ${.TARGET}
 
 
diff -r 464aa6b3ba99 -r 2ef698311ebb games/fortune/datfiles/limerick
--- /dev/null   Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000
+++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/limerick   Sun Sep 12 10:15:46 1999 +0000
@@ -0,0 +1,44 @@
+A computer called Illiac4
+Had a rather tough bug in its core.
+       It chewed up its cards
+       And spewed yards and yards
+Of illegible tape on the floor.
+%
+A computer, to print out a fact,
+Will divide, multiply, and subtract.
+       But this output can be
+       No more than debris,
+If the input was short of exact.
+               -- Gigo
+%
+A dreary young bank clerk named Fennis
+Wished to foster an aura of menace;
+       To make people afraid
+       He wore gloves of grey suede
+And white footgear intended for tennis.
+               -- Edward Gorey
+%
+A hacker who screwed a mag tape
+Was caught and convicted of rape.
+       To jail he did go,
+       From which, to his woe
+He couldn't get out with ESC.
+%
+A linguist thought it a farce
+That memory space was so sparse.
+       One day they increased it.
+       Said he as he seized it:
+"At last! Enough core for the parse".
+%
+A progressive professor named Winners
+Held classes each evening for sinners.
+       They were graded and spaced
+       So the vile and debased
+Would not be held back by beginners.
+%
+A very intelligent turtle
+Found programming UNIX a hurdle
+       The system, you see,
+       Ran as slow as did he,
+And that's not saying much for the turtle.
+%
diff -r 464aa6b3ba99 -r 2ef698311ebb games/fortune/datfiles/limerick-o.fake
--- /dev/null   Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000
+++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/limerick-o.fake    Sun Sep 12 10:15:46 1999 +0000
@@ -0,0 +1,2 @@
+There are no potentially offensive fortunes installed on this
+system.  For further details, contact your system administrator.
diff -r 464aa6b3ba99 -r 2ef698311ebb games/fortune/datfiles/limerick-o.real
--- /dev/null   Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000
+++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/limerick-o.real    Sun Sep 12 10:15:46 1999 +0000
@@ -0,0 +1,5325 @@
+A bad little girl in Madrid,
+A most reprehensible kid,
+       Told her Tante Louise
+       That her cunt smelled like cheese,
+And the worst of it was that it did!
+%
+A bather whose clothing was strewed
+By breezes that left her quite nude,
+       Saw a man come along
+       And, unless I'm quite wrong,
+You expected this line to be lewd.
+%
+A beat schizophrenic said, "Me?
+I am not I, I'm a tree."
+       But another, more sane,
+       Shouted, "I'm a Great Dane!"
+And covered his pants leg with pee.
+%
+A beautiful belle of Del Norte
+Is reckoned disdainful and haughrty
+       Because during the day
+       She says: "Boys, keep away!"
+But she fucks in the gloaming like forty.
+%
+A beautiful lady named Psyche
+Is loved by a fellow named Ikey.
+       One thing about Ike
+       The lady can't like
+Is his prick, which is dreadfully spikey.
+%
+A beetling young woman named Pridgets
+Had a violent abhorrence of midgets;
+       Off the end of a wharf
+       She once pushed a dwarf
+Whose truncation reduced her to fidgets.
+               -- Edward Gorey
+%
+A big-bosomed Bunny named Gression
+Sold cigars at a key-club concession.
+       When she swiveled about
+       Even strong men cried out,
+For her costume did not keep her flesh in.
+%
+A bobby of Nottingham Junction
+Whose organ had long ceased to function
+       Deceived his good wife
+       For the rest of her life
+With the aid of his constable's truncheon.
+%
+A broken-down harlot named Tupps
+Was heard to confess in her cups:
+       "The height of my folly
+       Was diddling a collie-
+But I got a nice price for the pups."
+%
+A broken-down harlot named Tupps
+Was heard to confess in her cups:
+       "The height of my folly
+       Was fucking a collie --
+But I got a nice price for the pups."
+%
+A burleyque dancer, a pip
+Named Virginia, could peel in a zip;
+       But she read science fiction
+       And died of constriction
+Attempting a Moebius strip.
+               -- Cyril Kornbluth, "The Unfortunate Topology"
+%
+A busy young lady named Gloria
+Was had by Sir Gerald du Maurier
+       And then by six men,
+       Sir Gerald again,
+And the band at the Waldorf-Astoria.
+%
+A cabin boy on an old clipper
+Grew steadily flipper and flipper.
+       He plugged up his ass
+       With fragments of glass
+And thus circumcised his old skipper.
+%
+A cautious young fellow named Lodge
+Had seatbelts installed in his Dodge.
+       When his date was strapped in,
+       He committed a sin,
+Without even leaving his grodge.
+%
+A cautious young fellow named Lodge,
+Had seatbelts installed in his Dodge.
+       With his date all strapped in
+       He committed a sin
+Without even leaving the garage.
+               -- "A Boy and His Dog"
+%
+A cautious young fellow named Tunney
+Had a whang that was worth any money.
+       When eased in half-way,
+       The girl's sigh made him say,
+"Why the sigh?"  "For the rest of it, honey."
+%
+A certain young man, it was noted,
+Went about in the heat thickly-coated;
+       He said, "You may scoff,
+       But I shan't take it off;
+Underneath I am horribly bloated."
+               -- Edward Gorey
+%
+A certain young person of Ghent,
+Uncertain if lady or gent,
+       Shows his organs at large
+       For a small handling charge
+To assist him in paying the rent.
+%
+A certain young sheik of Algiers
+Said to his harem, "My dears,
+       Though you may think it odd of me,
+       I'm tired of just sodomy
+Let's try straight fucking."  (loud cheers!)
+%
+A chap down in Oklahoma
+Had a cock that could sing La Paloma,
+       But the sweetness of pitch
+       Couldn't put off the hitch
+Of impotence, size and aroma.
+%
+A charmer from old Amarillo,
+Sick of finding strange heads on her pillow,
+       Decided one day
+       That to keep men away
+She would stuff up her crevice with Brillo.
+%
+A chippy who worked in Black Bluff
+Had a pussy as large as a muff.
+       It had room for both hands
+       And some intimate glands,
+And was soft as a little duck's fluff.
+%
+A clerical student named Pryne
+Through pain sought to reach the divine:
+       He wore a hair shirt,
+       Quite often ate dirt,
+And bathed every Friday in brine.
+               -- Edward Gorey
+%
+A clever young man named Eugene
+Invented a jack-off machine.
+       On the twenty-third stroke
+       The fuckin' thing broke
+And beat both his balls to a creame.
+%
+A clever young man named Eugene
+Invented a jack-off machine.
+       On the twenty-third stroke
+       The goddam thing broke
+And beat both his balls to a creame.
+%
+A cocksucking steno named Beeman
+Remarked as she swallowed my semen :
+       "On my minuscule salary
+        I must watch every calorie,
+So I get `ahead' eating you he-men!"
+%
+A contortionist hailing from Lynch
+Used to rent out his tool by the inch.
+       A foot cost a quid --
+       He could and he did
+Stretch it to three in a pinch.
+%
+A corpulent maiden named Kroll
+Had a notion exceedingly droll:
+       At a masquerade ball,
+       Dressed in nothing at all,
+She backed in as a Parker House roll.
+%
+A couple was fishing near Clombe
+When the maid began looking quite glum,
+       And said, "Bother the fish!
+       I'd rather coish!"
+Which they did -- which was why they had come.
+%
+A cowhand way out in Seattle
+Had a dooflicker flat as a paddle.
+       He said, "No, I can't fuck
+       A lamb or a duck,
+But golly! it just fits the cattle."
+%
+A crusader's wife slipped from the garrison
+And had an affair with a Saracen.
+       She was not oversexed,
+       Or jealous or vexed,