[src/trunk]: src/games/fortune/datfiles Attribute "The STAR WARS Song" to "We...

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details:   https://anonhg.NetBSD.org/src/rev/d06775191e7f
branches:  trunk
changeset: 782233:d06775191e7f
user:      jakllsch <jakllsch%NetBSD.org@localhost>
date:      Mon Oct 22 14:33:27 2012 +0000

description:
Attribute "The STAR WARS Song" to "Weird Al" Yankovic under the proper title,
"Yoda".  Correct said lyrics.

Correct lyrics to "Weird Al" Yankovic's "One Of Those Days".

diffstat:

 games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes  |   4 ++--
 games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 |  17 +++++++----------
 2 files changed, 9 insertions(+), 12 deletions(-)

diffs (59 lines):

diff -r a87e7e1f7a35 -r d06775191e7f games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
--- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes   Mon Oct 22 14:00:07 2012 +0000
+++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes   Mon Oct 22 14:33:27 2012 +0000
@@ -13216,11 +13216,11 @@
 the Russians.
                -- Marshall Brickman, Playboy, April, 1973
 %
-               The STAR WARS Song
+            "Yoda", by "Weird Al" Yankovic;
        Sung to the tune of "Lola", by the Kinks:
 
 I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
-Where it bubbles all the time like a giant cabinet soda
+Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
        S-O-D-A soda
 I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
 I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said Yoda
diff -r a87e7e1f7a35 -r d06775191e7f games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2
--- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2  Mon Oct 22 14:00:07 2012 +0000
+++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2  Mon Oct 22 14:33:27 2012 +0000
@@ -26128,12 +26128,8 @@
 In the force if Yoda's so strong, construct a sentence with words in
 the proper order then why can't he?
 %
-In the force if Yoda's so strong, construct a sentence with words in
-the proper order then why can't he?
-
-
 I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
-Where it bubbles all the time like a giant cabinet soda
+Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
        S-O-D-A soda
 I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
 I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said Yoda
@@ -26145,7 +26141,7 @@
 Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
 How he can raise me in the air just by raising his hand
        Oh my Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
-               -- The STAR WARS Song, to "Lola", by the Kinks
+               -- "Yoda" by "Weird Al" Yankovic, to "Lola", by the Kinks
 %
 In the future, there will be fewer but better Russians.
                -- Joseph Stalin
@@ -41229,10 +41225,11 @@
 carries any reward.
                -- John Maynard Keynes
 %
-The bank called to tell me that I'm overdrawn,
-Some freaks are burning crosses out on my front lawn,
-And I *can't*believe* it, all the Cheetos are gone,
-       It's just ONE OF THOSE DAYS!
+The bank called me up and told me I'm overdrawn,
+Some freaks are burnin' crosses out on my front lawn,
+And I can't believe it, all the Cheetos are gone,
+       It's just, just one of those, one of those days,
+       Just one of those, one of those days
                -- Weird Al Yankovic, "One of Those Days"
 %
 The bank sent our statement this morning,